VILLA

Here’s the villa (actually two villas). There’s 16 bedrooms, each with it’s own bathroom, because we’re adults and everyone needs their own private potty. But the best part is that it’s in the middle of the jungle with no neighbors so we can be as loud and chaotic as we want.

Saturday 2.28 - Wednesday 3.4
There are 16 bedrooms including a few that can fit 3 people. If everyone RSVPs yes, we might have to have a few threesome bedrooms. But we’ll cross that bridge when/if we get there.
Est. $1100 pp includes:
- 4x nights at Villa
- Daily Breakfast
- 2x Dinners & Drinks at Villa
- Beach Beds
Not included:
- Transportation
- 2x Dinners & Drinks in town
- Massages (optional)
You can fly into Tulum International (TQO) and it’s a 40 min drive to the villa. Or fly into Cancun (CUN) and it’s a 2 hour drive.
We’ll update the website with the villa address soon.
The villas are in La Veleta which is a 10 minute car or bike to Tulum center and 15 minutes to the beach. Each room has a king/queen bed, bathroom, and AC. There are multiple swimming pools, breakfast will be served every morning, plus daily cleaning and 24/7 security.

EVENTS

We’ll have events planned each day, but don’t worry there will also be regularly scheduled nap time.

WELCOME

We’ll check in around 3 — unpack, shower, sex, whatever you need to do to settle in. Then we’ll have some drinks at the villa before going into town for dinner and debauchery.
Villa PRTY

Let’s take full advantage of our private compound with a proper house PRTY. Bring the lewks - think sexy goth beach babes at the Met Ball.
CUM DOWN

Hang out at the pool, get a massage at the house, go see the ruins. Whatever your lil heart desires. Then we’ll do dinner in town and see where the night takes us.
BEACH CLUB

We’ll get beach beds so we can play, swim, and hang all day. Then we’ll have dinner at the villa with plenty of time to skinny dip before reality sets in.

VIBES

Tulum might scream boho-chic, but let’s be real—that’s not our vibe. There’s no dress code, but consider this your excuse to get those pale winter goth bodies in the sun, show some skin, and dress like it’s Charli XCX’s after-after party. Pack skimpy swimsuits for daytime and plan for late-night dancing at clubs—make sure your outfit sends the basics running for their linen kaftans.