VILLA

Here’s the villa (actually two villas). There’s 16 bedrooms, each with it’s own bathroom, because we’re adults and everyone needs their own private potty. But the best part is that it’s in the middle of the jungle with no neighbors so we can be as loud and chaotic as we want.

Saturday 2.28 - Wednesday 3.4
There are 16 bedrooms including a few that can fit 3 people. If everyone RSVPs yes, we might have to have a few threesome bedrooms. But we’ll cross that bridge when/if we get there.
Est. $1100 pp includes:
- 4x nights at Villa
- Daily Breakfast
- 2x Dinners & Drinks at Villa
- Beach Beds
Not included:
- Transportation
- 2x Dinners & Drinks in town
- Massages (optional)
You can fly into Tulum International (TQO) and it’s a 40 min drive to the villa. Or fly into Cancun (CUN) and it’s a 2 hour drive.
Address:
C. 3 Pte. entre Calle 12 Sur, La Veleta, 77760 Tulum, Q.R., Mexico
The villas are in La Veleta which is a 10 minute car or bike to Tulum center and 15 minutes to the beach. Each room has a king/queen bed, bathroom, and AC. There are multiple swimming pools, breakfast will be served every morning, plus daily cleaning and 24/7 security.

EVENTS

We’ll have events planned each day, but don’t worry there will also be regularly scheduled nap time.

WELCOME

Saturday 2.28
We’ll check in around 3 — unpack, shower, sex, whatever you need to do to get comfortable. We’ll have some drinks at the villa before our 8p reservation for dinner and debauchery at Gitano Jungle.
Villa PRTY

Sunday 3.1
We’ll nurse our first night hangovers by hanging at the house. If you want a massage at the house - today’s the day, just lmk! Bartender will come around 4p, the girls (and Chris) will spend hours getting ready for dinner and proper house PRTY. Bring the lewks - think sexy goth beach babes at the Met Ball. Inspo here.
CUM DOWN

Monday 3.2
Sleep in, take a dip, eat some breakfast. At 12:30p we’ll head to Vesica Cenote for even more relaxing. If you want a treatment, check out the menu and let me know! Later we’ll grab some casual tacos in town for dinner and see where the night takes us.
BEACH CLUB

Tuesday 3.3
We’ve got beach beds at Gitano Beach starting at 12p, so we can play, swim, and hang all day. Then we’ll have dinner at the villa with plenty of time to skinny dip before reality sets in.

VIBES

Tulum might scream boho-chic, but let’s be real—that’s not our vibe. There’s no dress code, but consider this your excuse to get those pale winter goth bodies in the sun, show some skin, and dress like it’s Charli XCX’s after-after party. Pack skimpy swimsuits for daytime and plan for late-night dancing at clubs—make sure your outfit sends the basics running for their linen kaftans.